We are more than happy to supply you with these mildly awful piano-related jokes in order to help you annoy your loved ones this Christmas!

1

Question: Did you hear about the silly pianist who kept banging his head against the keys?

Answer: He was playing by ear.

2

Question: What did the pianist say to the tightrope walker?

Answer: You'd better C-sharp otherwise you'll B-flat!

3

Question: How did the piano get out of jail?

Answer: With its keys.

Awful. Absolutely awful.

4

Question: What do you call a pianist who throws garbage everywhere?

Answer: Litterachi.

5

Question: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

Answer: A-flat minor

6

A student once said, 'Sir, I need to go to my music lesson now.' The teacher replied, 'Do you have a note?' Confused, the student says 'no...?' 'Ding!' replies the teacher as he plays a note on the piano.

Told you they were annoying.

7

Is there another fellow piano player in your household? Wind them up with this one-liner: 'I've been watching you practise. Santa's getting you a metronome for Christmas.'

8

Are your parents bugging you to do the post-Christmas washing up? Reply with, 'It's just not my forte,' followed by a hair flick and a dramatic exit. That'll work.

9

When leaving the dining room on Christmas Day, proclaim, 'I'LL BE BACH!" in your strongest German accent.

These jokes are so bad I can't Handel them.